jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

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choke

(in sports) fail to perform at a crucial point of a game or contest owing to a failure of nerve.

"we were the only team not to choke when it came to the crunch"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

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Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

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Ii-Choke

1. A word used in Nigerian Pidgin, meaning a term of surprise and shock.

2.It is used as a joke

Person1: You forgot your homework

Person2: I'm so dead!!!!!

Person1: Ii-choke!

by Tsunami_Tiger December 1, 2021

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Choke

1. Verb; Failing to complete a crucial goal, typically due to nerves

2. Verb; when a person or animal experiences difficulty breathing, due to an obstruction or construction

3. Noun; A valve in a carburetor which controls the amount of air being combined with the gasoline

4. Noun; A muzzle device on a shotgun used to tighten the spread of pellets

1: I choked on that last game
2: You used to choke on bacon a lot when you were little

3: Make sure to pull the choke on your Dad's old car
4: You can use a full choke to narrow your spread

by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 14, 2025

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