touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 2, 2021

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.

Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.

by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018

tuna can

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick

Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants

by Can Opener Man June 2, 2004

Coke Can

An alluminum type of soda can, (not nessesarily being of any particular drink product) that is modified by bending into a certain shape in order to form a well area where pin holes are poked for the purpose of usually consuming free-base cocaine or crack cocaine. Many consumers prefer this method because the crack butter is easy to extract from a can.

I got the shit but we need a coke can.

by lagunapete July 23, 2009

garbage can

A term for someone's anis that is being used for other purposes than natural bodily functions. The term is typically used for those that do this quite often and with different partners or inannimate objects.
It describes how the ass, what is supposed to be a used for dumping, is mostly used for something being dumped into it.

Tommy has such a dirty garbage can, everyone and everything has been up in him.

Dude, I donno if you want to get up in her garbage can, it's full if stink!

by Easton October 6, 2005