California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.

Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"

California Funnel by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010

california creamer 

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream

Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!

california creamer by steven dutch man November 14, 2011

california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.

There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe

california sideswipe by Mature mario November 17, 2016

California Fake Out

california fake out: while having sex, spit on the womans back when you are about to climax. Than when she turns around to smile at you, cum all over her face

when you have sex with a girl you spit on her back when you are about to cum then she turns around to look at u and then you jizz on her face. thats a california fake out

California Fake Out by extaski November 6, 2007

California Burrito 

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

California Burrito by nunnyo January 12, 2013

California Crumpet 

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.

"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."

California Crumpet by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

california scents 

WOW I wish I could buy some of those california scents. Not all smell bad

california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents

california scents by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006