After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.
Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.
by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024

The Curse of Norio Ohga refers to after nintendo releasing a successful console with tons of games leading to other console manufacturers trying to emulate the success,Then their next console becomes a commercial failure resulting in other video game publishers like konami, capcom and sega doing stupid decisions resulting in poorer quality indie games being released instead making people think a 2nd video game crash will happen
The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it
The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it
1997
Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games
2004
Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future
2016
Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)
Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games
2004
Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future
2016
Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)
by baliebox4916 August 20, 2023

by Kashon69 March 28, 2022

The feeling you get when the hátsó padsor keeps laughing like hyenas and have horrible humor
Typically this feeling comes up every class thats in the 209th classroom.
Theres nothing you can do about it, because the teacher is useless.
Typically this feeling comes up every class thats in the 209th classroom.
Theres nothing you can do about it, because the teacher is useless.
Person1 : "Wow i love this class"
Hátsó padsor : "HAHAHHA YOU SO SIGMA LOL"
Person2 : "Not for long. Welcome to the Classroom 209 Curse."
Hátsó padsor : "HAHAHHA YOU SO SIGMA LOL"
Person2 : "Not for long. Welcome to the Classroom 209 Curse."
by Csavarhuzó April 5, 2025


by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021
