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Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.
Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
by L Esposito December 24, 2010
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Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.
*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”
by Rainswerds April 14, 2019
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 14, 2013
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Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts
by squirrely dan October 10, 2019
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cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.
- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.
by Boags July 24, 2007
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Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up
“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone
by realthug420 February 23, 2020
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