Smelly Cod

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025

Cod Cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel

by Noclass March 21, 2025

Cod

1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."

Degenerate: "Yo man let's play some COD."
Average White Boy: "Dad, let's go fishing for some Cod."

by SlongMAn January 29, 2021

cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration

all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.

by k-tips and s-tips June 3, 2006

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

cod wench

A person with fish like qualities, often stinks of fish, has no money.. and just so happens to be a wench.

Hello Derek, is this your wife? My word. What a cod wench!

by derby11 May 15, 2007

Cod

Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae.
and i think it is uhm mobile game idkkk im not a gamer or so, people call me boomer too, what does that mean??

I love eating Cod
how can you eat a mobile game?????
I mean the fucking fish moreon
oh sorry

by COCPLAYER December 16, 2021