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Christmas Carols

too knock on peoples doors, masturbate than run
i played some christmas carols last
by irvsss April 27, 2009
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Christmas Dick

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
by StevieBones December 29, 2010
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Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.
Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?
by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010
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Portuguese Christmas

A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".
I found a broken television and a box of screwdrivers for Portuguese Christmas.
by Praetorius August 2, 2006
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christmas zombie

Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.

Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
by weirdnjfan1 December 30, 2006
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Christmas Eve

A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
by a random eggplant November 10, 2018
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A Christmas Story

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016
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