chopped

A slang term for someone who is very noticeably unattractive.

"ooo baby you so chopped!"

by vrochacho September 9, 2025

Clipped

When someone takes a bad picture of you and you don’t notice

She clipped me

by L.rvers October 8, 2025

chopped cheese

someone who is unbelievably ugly

god she looks like chopped cheese

by brigrif October 8, 2025

Chopped

A person who is not good looking or does not have a lethal face card.

Hey, you see that guy over there ? He's chopped.

by gorrizller January 30, 2026

Chopped chumber

The highest degree of "choppedness". A combination of the terms "chopped cheese" and "chopped lumber". Used to indicate an unfathomable level of ugliness or unpleasantness.

Parker: "Dude, Jackson is so ugly bro."
Luke: "Right? That dude is borderline chopped chumber."
Parker: "Too far man."

by Lukeypookey10814 February 24, 2026

chipperson

Male way of 'gooning' used by Greeks around the 700s B.C.

Flicking the tip of your genitalia constantly using both index fingers, rarely used nowadays however it was recently discovered.

X: Did you see the video where I was chippersonning it yesterday?
B: Yeah, you chippersonned like crazy.

by grranola October 16, 2025

Chopped

The high you get When you’ve smoked a bowl of weed and tobacco in one hit.

“Man, that rip got me chopped “
“I’m boutta get chopped the fuck out”

by Emaliciouzzzzz October 21, 2025