Buffalo Mice

A herd of god damn cats running through a house in the middle of the night. Slumbering humans will be awoken to the deafening noise of thunderous paws.

Waking to the unfamiliar noise of *something*running through your house, which sounds like giant buffalo mice. Usually occurs when 2 or more cats wake for the night and are bored. Typically can be heard between the hours of 1-4 AM.

by annoyedcatowner November 1, 2013

buffalo diving

Its like when a guy motor boats a womens breast but this is when a girl does the same action to a mans balls.

When a women blows raspberries on a mans balls this is called buffalo diving

by Marston24 December 13, 2013

Buffer Kids

When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.

Classic, here comes the buffer kids

by ChaBoomBitch April 13, 2015

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

BuffaloWingKing

AKA Billy Casini The Buffalowing king is a man who, although has a high tolerance to alcohol, is a very angry drunk. BWW likes to meme and harass his close friend doug constantly. Billy uses a Juul often but never his own. He muches of his friends juuls and never lets them use his. Billy hates niggers

BuffaloWingKing did doug dirty bro he jizzed in his pod and knocked him out.

by Dentyhead April 6, 2017

Buffalo jump

Leap frog sex, but in Montana.

I'm sore from all the Buffalo Jumping last night

by Rose Teresa July 13, 2017

buffalo hot box

When you eat so many buffalo wings that you begin to prairie dog out of your ass but cant get up because the booth is the only thing pushing it back in. Rather than hold it in, you shit yourself as quick as possible and then run out of the booth and jump in your car. Although, the comfort is short lived because the shit was actually diarrhea and you get cold in your car. This causes you to turn on the heat in your car, with all the diesel fumes coming it it causes you to puke, lose control of the wheel, hit a tree, fly through the window, and empty your colon due to your sudden death.

Jimmy just had a buffalo hot box last week, it's all over the news.

by Ghosty Gang April 21, 2018