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blonde teenage girl

A girl that will lie to you and go behind your back with a different guy
This blonde teenage girl I know lied to me and went behind my back with a different guy
by blondes are fake July 24, 2023
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Chocolate covered blonde

A brunette with many blonde moments.
I would call you a dumb blonde, but youre a brunette.

It's okay, Im a chocolate covered blonde at heart :-P
by suppxlisa October 1, 2008
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Comb-over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.
by Ajax Dunn July 20, 2008
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Bleached-blonde ferret

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"
by yamum678 January 10, 2021
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blonde redhead

Another term for a mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

See also black on blond
Yo, gimme a black on blond. Oh, you might know that as a blonde redhead.
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
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busty blonde woman

A girl working as a Hooters waitress.
by Gonzo0121 May 4, 2011
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Ass shade of blond

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.
casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"
by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010
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