Slothful Proof Bias

The cognitive error of accepting a convenient, low-effort piece of evidence as definitive proof, while ignoring the mountain of complex, contradictory, or difficult-to-obtain evidence. It’s the mental shortcut that prefers a simple, lazy answer over a complicated truth. This bias allows people to "prove" their point by pointing to a single, easily digestible factoid, a meme, or a headline, while dismissing nuanced studies or expert consensus as "too complicated."

Example: "He 'proved' vaccines were dangerous with one Facebook post about a friend's cousin, totally succumbing to Slothful Proof Bias."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Baking Soda Volcano Bias

The fundamental and arrogant misconception that all fields of science, and indeed the entire pursuit of knowledge, are as simple and easily reproducible as a grade-school baking soda volcano experiment. It’s the bias that leads people to think they can dismiss climate science, epidemiology, or evolutionary biology with the same casual confidence they'd have criticizing a failed baking project. It’s a metabias because it colors how you view the entire process of science itself—as a trivial, one-off trick anyone can do.

Example: "He watched one YouTube video and now thinks he knows more about vaccine development than the entire CDC. Textbook Baking Soda Volcano Bias."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Scientific Method Bias

The mistaken belief that the scientific method, as it is popularly understood (hypothesis, experiment, conclusion), is the only valid path to knowledge and that all other forms of understanding—philosophical reasoning, artistic insight, personal experience—are worthless. It’s a scientistic worldview that fails to recognize that science itself is built on philosophical assumptions (like the existence of an objective reality) that cannot be proven by science.

Example: "He tried to use Scientific Method Bias to argue that the concept of love is meaningless because you can't isolate it in a petri dish."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Laws of Physics Bias

A broader form of Thermodynamics Bias, extending the same cognitive error to all laws of physics, not just thermodynamics. Laws of Physics Bias is the metacognitive failure where one treats physical laws as absolute, context-free, and universally applicable while simultaneously ignoring the scientific biases, paradigms, frameworks, hegemonies, and facets that shape how those laws are understood, applied, and taught. Those with this bias act as if physics exists in a pure realm untouched by human cognition, social structures, or institutional politics—as if the laws descended from heaven rather than emerging from a scientific community with all its messiness. They demand that any apparent violation be reported to the entire academy, as if physics were a fragile orthodoxy needing defense rather than a robust but always-provisional description of reality. This bias prevents understanding how physical laws function within scientific practice—as powerful tools developed through human inquiry, not as magical commandments written in an unbreakable cosmic code.

Example: "When the philosopher suggested that physical laws might be descriptions rather than prescriptions, his Laws of Physics Bias triggered—he demanded she 'report her violation to the physics department' as if she'd proposed breaking gravity rather than thinking about what 'law' means in scientific contexts."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Logical Simplification Bias

A pervasive cognitive bias and metabias, especially rampant in social media comments and replies, where complex, multi-dimensional issues—spanning technology, science, politics, history, and society—are aggressively reduced to simplistic logical formulas that sound reasonable but actually function as conversation-stoppers. The sufferer deploys phrases like "that's not logical," "it's too easy to make conspiracy theories," or "it's hard to build" as universal solvent, dissolving any claim that exceeds their narrow frame of reference without engaging its substance. This bias typically couples with Truth Bias (assuming one's own perception captures the whole truth) and Objectivity Bias (treating one's culturally-conditioned reasoning as universal reason itself).

The logical simplifier doesn't argue against specifics—they argue against complexity itself. Presented with speculation about advanced technology, they respond with generic difficulty assertions. Confronted with political possibility, they invoke governmental messiness as if chaos precluded capability. Faced with any claim outside consensus, they deploy the "conspiracy theory" label as automatic disqualifier. The bias lies in treating these logical-sounding simplifications as sufficient responses, when they actually bypass the difficult work of engaging evidence, possibility, and the vast territory between "proven fact" and "obvious nonsense."

Example: "When someone suggested the government might have energy weapons, he didn't discuss the physics or history—his Logical Simplification Bias fired instantly: 'it's hard to build, government is messy, so not logical, it's easy to make conspiracy theories.' He'd reduced decades of classified research, unknown technological progress, and genuine historical secrecy to a sound bite that made him feel rational while learning nothing."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Critical Thinking Biases

The meta-collection of cognitive biases that specifically distort, undermine, or corrupt the practice of critical thinking itself. These are not ordinary biases that affect any judgment, but biases that attack the very tools we use to think clearly about bias. They include the bias to consider one's own thinking "critical" while dismissing others' as biased, the bias to apply skeptical standards asymmetrically (strictly to views one dislikes, leniently to views one favors), the bias to treat "critical thinking" as a label one claims rather than a practice one performs, and the bias to mistake cynicism for critique. Critical Thinking Biases are what happens when people weaponize the language of reason against reason itself—using "just asking questions" to spread doubt, demanding "evidence" only from opponents, treating one's own unexamined assumptions as "first principles." They are the pathologies of the proudly rational.

Example: "He thought he was immune to bias because he was a 'critical thinker'—but his Critical Thinking Biases meant he applied skepticism only to views he already distrusted, never to his own."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026

Critical Thinking Bias

The specific cognitive distortion where one mistakes the performance of skepticism for the practice of genuine critical inquiry. Critical Thinking Bias operates when someone believes that merely asking questions, demanding evidence, or pointing out uncertainty constitutes critical thinking—regardless of whether those questions are good faith, whether the evidence demanded is appropriate, or whether the uncertainty is relevant. It's the bias that produces the "just asking questions" pseudo-skeptic, the sea lion who "just wants evidence" for claims they've already decided are false, the debunker who treats their own cultural assumptions as universal standards of reason. Critical Thinking Bias turns the tools of rational inquiry into weapons of dismissal, transforming "critical thinking" from a practice of genuine openness into a performance of intellectual superiority.

Example: "He wasn't critically thinking—he was performing Critical Thinking Bias, 'just asking questions' in bad faith while treating his own assumptions as too obvious to need examination."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026