something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on
by CSAT March 26, 2017
Get the anything not belted will flymug. A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug. by Tonata May 18, 2017
Get the Belt Dentistmug. The cougar can also obtain this belt. If she ends the relations, the boy gets the belt. If he ends the relations, the cougar gets the belt.
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
They were at a party, and they hooked up. The cougar was drunk, so the hook up does not count towards the platinum belt.
by shorty444 October 26, 2010
Get the platinum beltmug. by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023
Get the beltmug. Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.
I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.
by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018
Get the Meat-beltmug. 1: When you have sex with your pants still on and the sex juice dries on your belt, becoming white and flaky.
2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.
2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.
by Tranquilstillbirth March 26, 2016
Get the Belt dandermug.