better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.

Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...

by СукаБлять March 18, 2025

deserved better

Mechamaru and miwa

they deserved better

by luciio June 5, 2024

More better

When a person is clueless what he's doing, but the end results is better than the previous one.

C0OPeR: we lost but more better than last losts

by LynynxLynx June 14, 2024

More better

When a person is clueless what he's doing, but the end results is better than the previous one.

C0OPeR: we lost but more better than last losts 😃🙃

by LynynxLynx June 14, 2024

Ya better get a bike bish

Get a life/find your own way/im not doing it

-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish

by Leftovapuddl June 15, 2024

A better way

There isn't.

Hym "You wish there was a better way than holding kids hostage? There isn't one. This may be the child murder alternative but that doesn't mean YOU have to feel good about it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Better

Hey, no, I'm already better than you Patrick. Kill yourself you fat-cocked piece of shit.

Hym "Better idea. How about I kill a kid and then myself? That's better. That's what I'm going to do."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024