The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.
by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025
Get the Batman Glowing Greenmug. Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
Get the Batman in his Free Timemug. Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT
by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023
Get the Batmanmug. Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.
by freaky_batman March 9, 2025
Get the The Freaky Batmanmug. Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz
by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020
Get the Philly Batmanmug. 
The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
Get the red Batman Paradoxmug.