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a man who briar sounds like
-- hi have you talked to batman
--why would i do that, its a female
-- good point trump
by ohmaloolo January 15, 2022
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by Tits are my dinner August 17, 2023
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Batman

"I'm Batman" - Batman
by Perchillywiggle May 10, 2024
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them
I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.
by King Sage March 28, 2017
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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ATAR Batman

A NSW HSC teacher who consistently aura farms whilst forcing ATAR Jokers to get off their lazy asses and study or become contributing members of society who work.
We need the ATAR Batman to save us!
by Village Chief September 2, 2025
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