Jaw Bacon

When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon

Male:You know what your mouth needs?

Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon

by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011

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Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012

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female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon

Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave

by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017

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Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.

James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."

by jc2 March 29, 2013

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