Skip to main content

Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair
by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
mugGet the Bald Baconatormug.

spankin the bacon

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
by kidlou January 5, 2011
mugGet the spankin the baconmug.

Josh Bacon

Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case
He is such a Josh Bacon
by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Josh Baconmug.

Cave Bacon

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".
by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014
mugGet the Cave Baconmug.

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011
mugGet the Bacon Beatermug.

Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD
by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019
mugGet the Jacob Baconmug.

Bacon Tornado

(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.
Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?

Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
by Michi Murha May 11, 2011
mugGet the Bacon Tornadomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email