creeper's block

When you think about/see someone and you want to creep their profile (facebook ect) and by the time you get on you either forget who it was you were going to "creep" or forget their name making it impossible to find them.

Aw man what was that hot girls name again? I've got total creeper's block!

by TheWorstKindOfCreep May 14, 2011

prock block

to use another to prevent someone you don't like getting some pussy.

"that dickhead, i'm gonna get his mate to prock block him"

by kakaBOOOOOOOOOOOM May 3, 2007

pancake block

When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground

Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore

by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 27, 2018

choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

by Urika.C September 19, 2011

yougurt block

when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly

i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag

by kcf1696 June 8, 2009

Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.

"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.

by RKOver24 October 24, 2011

choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.

Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"

by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013