.9.I'll Try To Be Better.9.

.9.I'll Try To Be Better.9.

.9.I'll Try To Be Better.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

Master Better

Someone who's great at placing bets; Any bets they place usually come true

A: Man, I'm failing this exam
B: I bet you won't

*some time later*
A: Bro I got the highest marks

B: See I bet you would, I'm the master better

by flowergirl212 August 16, 2025

Better Than Big Boss

When something is subpar, but still acceptable. For example, a food that tastes good, but not nearly as good as people say.

Friend 1: Hey, did you end up going to that concert you were talking about?
Friend 2: It was better than Big Boss, but it sure as hell wasn't worth $350.

by Trippipi-Ki August 29, 2025

Better

To give a warning in the form of a command.

You better get home right now.

by Fat old Jew October 25, 2025

To make it better

Do what I'm saying faster. That's it.

Hym "If you want to make it better for everyone you'll do that."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

Better Seat Driver

‘it’s the personal in the passenger seat that knows the better seat to drive and insist on telling the driver everything better’

As first told by Maria Toole in 2026 AD ‘I am the better seat driver’ her husband disputes this claim to this day.

by Maria Toole January 15, 2026

The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

by BetterBagel November 23, 2021