Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore
She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!
by Piglet98 August 16, 2018
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Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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bald eagle

a naked vagina

a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral
''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''
by whereiscigarette October 03, 2019
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Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most
‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal
by September 12, 2022
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hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"
by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025
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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 28, 2025
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Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah
I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda
by Offical_Balda February 25, 2025
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