Batman

A superhero who wears a red and blue suit that got bitten by a radioactive spider and know he has cancer from the radiation and can’t be a superhero anymore

Man I used to love Batman, then he got cancer

by Rat Regent is an awesome name February 27, 2025

The Freaky Batman

Dabbling in some auto erotic asphyxiation while dressed as Batman.

Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.

by freaky_batman March 9, 2025

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023

Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not

“woah look it’s todomu”
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Batman But Red

ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!

i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!

by burgerrrrrrrrr July 18, 2024