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Midnight Badger

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.
Midnight Badger by Izaq July 16, 2003

tag badger 

In BF2142, the Russian Tag Badgers hunt in groups, but since there's only one dogtag per victim it often ends in a fight between the tag badgers. They are very elusive.
Reginald: How did you die?
Andrew: I was ambushed by tag badgers.
tag badger by Stealth Clobber April 20, 2007

Septic Badger 

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.
Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

Retarded Badger 

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions
Retarded Badger by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

Stinkin Badges 

The art of throttling-up a ferocious batch of explosive diarrhea and unceremoniously splatterblasting the unsavory cauldron of liquid shit, all across a lover's unsuspecting chest. Commonly regarded as the preferred method of "deputizing" wannabee gangstas, as fake affiliates, into non-existant gangs, throughout the Southwestern United States, especially San Diego.
Shit, crap, steamer, diarrhea stinkin badges
Stinkin Badges by Gadeanz June 25, 2014