Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.
Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
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Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
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Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.
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Definition: Someone, typically a woman, says something that you don't hear, so You ask what they've said, and they refuse to tell you. This makes you feel bad, like you've lost the privilege to know what has been said in the voidance of your conscious.
Definition: Someone, typically a woman, says something that you don't hear, so You ask what they've said, and they refuse to tell you. This makes you feel bad, like you've lost the privilege to know what has been said in the voidance of your conscious.
Robby: "What did you say?"
Denika: "Nope, doesn't matter, you weren't listening."
Robby: "Oh, stop woman-avoiding!"
Denika: "Nope, doesn't matter, you weren't listening."
Robby: "Oh, stop woman-avoiding!"
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See Also: Definitions for type 1 diabetes, obese, virgin, American, no self control and brain dead
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Used to insult someone or to show your children what America looks like without leaving the comfort of your home. NIkocado Avocado is famous for his umm... unhealthy diet and eating way too much fast food.
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Not To Be Confused With Riggocado!
Not To Be Confused With Riggocado!
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