Backwards Apple

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Brenda April 26, 2005

apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with

frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"

by callum mckenzie August 11, 2005

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS June 12, 2007

Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.

Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

by LawSchoolNerd October 30, 2008

Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo

1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.

by Gay Gay February 10, 2005

apple bully

Someone who bullies people for using inferior android smartphones and defends with his life everything regarding apple products. Will always sleep in a tent waiting for the next iThing but he will never acknowledge being part of a herd.

Random android user: I sure love the new 120Hz display Samsung put out.
Apple bully: That's because you love garbage. You can see from a mile away that there is no artistic touch on that. Here, try the new iPhone with its marvelous 60Hz display.

by android virgin March 12, 2021

APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022