I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice

This term secretly means "I'm gonna go have sex"

Created by my retarded friend who asked when I said "I'm gonna go get apple juice." asked if it was a sex term.

Samantha: "Brb I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice."
*Samantha Is Now Offline*
Jenny: "Samantha is such a slut. She's probably gonna do it with a different guy"
Nick: "Ikr"

by Grand Master Poobah July 28, 2016

apple juice thief

A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor

Aka: a silo of dousch

He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.

by ks juice drinker March 2, 2009

Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.

A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!

by whirljack March 23, 2010

Apple biter

one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened

Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?

by 3330baby December 13, 2010

Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

apple-stealer

Adj. A greedy person.

Apple-Stealer

Person 1: How does an apple-stealing dickhead like you sleep at night?

Apple-Stealing Dickhead: Right next to my friends: Franklin, Grant, Benjamin and Jackson.

by TonyTons October 4, 2013

apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

yea apples rock

by MamaLeeLee May 3, 2014