Microwave at 3 am

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.

Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022

1:09 am

1:09 am means a time for the next day.

Bro are we gonna stay up till 1:09am are we gonna finna nut at 1:09 am

by Ginger skillet May 18, 2018

aye am ur

Scottish for "Yes I am"

Literal Translation: "Yes am are"

You: "you're no gay"

Davey: "aye am ur"

by weedom2408 February 5, 2022

Am I low?

The question one ask's themselves when he/she is high, and the answer is obviously "no".

-After smoking 4 personal blunts, Wiz was arrested in North Carolina and all he could ask himself was, "Am I low?"

by Ami Evah December 1, 2010

no i am blind

the response to "look at this" or, "hey, check this out"
a prime example of trolling. to be said in the voice used by superman's maid in family guy, which is commonly used during the phrase "we need more lemon pledge."

1:"dude, look at my score"
2:"NO I AM BLIND"

by noiamblind March 31, 2012

I am inevitable

The bane of every Marvel fan's existence.

Thanos' quote "I am inevitable" had Marvel fans quaking in their boots.

by tonystank117 February 1, 2022

I am game

See game, response to a question over your willingness to participate. Usually voiced in the contraction form "I'm game"

"Are you ready to boogy 'till you puke tonight?"
"I am game."

by stank April 30, 2004