Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!
by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024
Get the ALexander Sveltinamug. A young man with the chillest of vibes. Rather secretive of his own business. While willing to listen to others he is very private with others business as well. Ready to blossom in a reserved but attentive young man he is also very silly and ready to joke around. Only with those he trusts or cares for
Kali-Alexander is a homeboi
by Blythe96128 December 27, 2020
Get the Kali-Alexandermug. Alexander's do usualy have a huge penis and big muscles. He always have at least 10 girlfriends at the same time. He is realy good at fucking
Alexander do you have a huge penis?
by Petrus denisson July 8, 2023
Get the Alexandermug. He is a type of boy who is very quiet. He loves soccer and is the best when it comes to helping their team win. He has brown eyes brown hair and loves to be a real jerk when it comes to it. He doesn’t hesitate or think twice when he sees a pretty girl he takes his shot (when he wants to of course.) He loves to show affection when it comes to one’s he loves he’s obsessed with video games and will cuss anytime he fails at something. Alexander is the type of person you need when you get a bit horny..
by I forgot protection November 21, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. by RaubSucks December 7, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".
by Bawrence Findlemanner XLII October 16, 2022
Get the Jules Alexandermug. Alexander is a typical slavic guy who loves to get wasted every weekend after work, although at the same time he is annoyed of doing the same thing over and over again.
-Where are Alexander’s plans for tonight ?
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.
by LG99 November 22, 2021
Get the Alexandermug.