alexander

alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.

His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.

His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?

of course i do.

well i have a crush on him!

everybody does! don’t you know that?

oh! but who does he like?

not u ur a pick me-
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Alexander

A man who is kind, sweet, funny, and caring. Although he has a great personality and charming looks, he is a bit shy and gets nervous around girls. However, if he gets comfortable with a girl, she may see the true side of him. An Alex includes a great body, great personality, but small genitalia .
Alexander is such a shy guy but I heard he has a crazy side to him!
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A massive faggot, who pretends he likes you but talks shit behind your back.
Alexander is the type of guy who doesn't fuck but gets fucked
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A skinny , usually tall man , with great sense of humor and kinda freaky . Somehow manages to pull some girls despite their looks. Not great at sports , and usually have a birdchest.
His name is Alexander , he probably had a bird chest
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7-9 inch penis Very Funny and hot get the bitches
Alexander is Hot as Fuck
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Wow he looks like and Alexander.
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Usually into rock bands like Blink-182 or Fall out boy
Alexander: "Hey im going to a Blink-182 concert!"
Person: "Ofcourse you are, your an Alexander"
by Ana910 January 01, 2018
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