after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords May 31, 2018

After shock ass

The slow motion movements of ass cheeks after a spanking

Dani spanks Az again while mc drools at her after shock ass.

by Dani2020 November 20, 2020

20 After 4

The coolest smoke shop in existence. Good vibes, great music & even better smoking essentials.

Yo bro, did you go to 20 After 4? They’re giving away puff bars. Peep their instagram @20after4usa

by off.white2020 November 23, 2020

The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm

omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar

by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020

After 7:30

If it’s after 7:30 and you go out with a friend, girl sit in the car go out to eat it’s a must you get a act of the unusual

Let’s link up at After 7:30
Me: 7:30? Please don’t look good
When she’s looking good and you have to bag even if she’s the homie

by Poppydixk August 1, 2020

Before or after?

Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.

"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"

by dikke billen August 9, 2020