ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

ass lather

The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.

Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!

by TheGhosthammer January 20, 2008

Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

ass slam

The act of anal sex.

I gave Heather a good ass slam last night.

by JJ Pride December 4, 2007

Marzio's Ass

A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum

by BasAmbro April 15, 2022

Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one

Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.

by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022