A shy, sweet young lady. Old fashioned with a modern twist. A total gamer, flaming redhead. The girl who hardly talks to people, but once you talk to her and befriend her, you won't want to let her go. A whole new, amazing person is under that shy shell. Boy's fall head over heels for the gal while many girls envy.
Dude, have you met Alice yet?
-Nahh, I've seen her though. Hot, but doesn't talk much does she?
Just go say hi, she's awesome. She's just amazing!
-Nahh, I've seen her though. Hot, but doesn't talk much does she?
Just go say hi, she's awesome. She's just amazing!
by YourMomsAwhale December 12, 2012
Get the Alice mug.Alameda is the little brother of the Bay Area. The whole Bay Area is widely known except for them.
It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can.
Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper.
Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke.
The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it.
The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs.
You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information.
The worst town in California.
It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can.
Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper.
Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke.
The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it.
The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs.
You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information.
The worst town in California.
Moving to Alameda effectively ruined my life.
Alameda is where individuals go to die.
Alameda will stamp out any sense of joy the moment it is found
Alameda is where individuals go to die.
Alameda will stamp out any sense of joy the moment it is found
by sunfeatherx3 May 5, 2019
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Furry creature that is predictable by nature. Typically found associated with darker complected species. Most closely related to the Microtus penisylvanicus (North American field mouse) family. Has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.
by Leroy4life March 2, 2011
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Rachel: she steals sausage rolls from primark
Aiden: She is going to kingsmill out of business
Layla: along with Greggs
Rachel: disgraceful
Aiden: she’s got to many rolls already
Rachel: she steals sausage rolls from primark
Aiden: She is going to kingsmill out of business
Layla: along with Greggs
Rachel: disgraceful
Aiden: she’s got to many rolls already
by Rachisanabsolad July 18, 2018
Get the Aimee mug.The stupidest place ever where people think they are cool because thye immitate people from Oakland and they wish they were them, but they are actually really bored so all they do is smoke and smell bad and hit on girls they'll never have. Of course, most of the girls are easy and practically all of the guys are stoners that think theyre ghetto. I dont know one decent person that lives in Alameda, and I live there...
Kid 1: Aww my god I went to Alameda last night
Kid 2: Naawww bblud, tight shit huh?
Kid 1: Hell yaaaa
Kid 2: Naawww bblud, tight shit huh?
Kid 1: Hell yaaaa
by Montoria June 11, 2006
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Get the alice smith school mug.the act of putting hot sauce on your lady's butthole then proceding to do her cheeks. then afterwards have her give you some oral, you got a spicy alice.
by da gonz! May 20, 2003
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