Sexual Colonialism

Invading and occupying the class of a other gender to appropriate and loot its roles, reservations, and responsibilities in society in order to avoid the roles of your own gender as a form of escapism. Other terms include Transgenderism, LGBTQ, YASS KWEEN and many more.

There is a 40% chance of suicide for people who practise sexual colonialism..... whats that? It became 50% in 2020??

by ChungusC March 4, 2021

sexual bryan

the bryan that fucks his own dog

he is a very sexual bryan

by sexual bryan February 2, 2018

My-sexual

An attraction to people you find attractive. It may or may not cover straight, bi, gay, pan, demi, or even asexual people. You are attracted to only people you find attractive and are tired of telling people or explaining to them what you sexuality is. Especially if you are pan and are tired of people making the "Oh so you're attracted to pans." joke over and over again.

Friend who's annoyingly personal: "So are you straight, gay, bi, demi, pan?"
Me: "I'm my-sexual."
Fwap: "What's that?"
Me: "It means stop asking me, I'm attracted to whom I find attractive and you're not one of them."

by Ragnellrok September 23, 2016

Sexual Earwax

Sexual earwax is just regular cum but is produced when you dig so hard in your ear that you cum

dude just made some sexual earwax

by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

sexual maniac

Person obsessed with sex.

That person has a sex addiction, with other words, that person is a sexual maniac.

by NOnameNOsurname November 15, 2019

Asymptotic Sexual

A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.

Also called Asymsexual.

Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.

by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013