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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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fuck up fractal

Fractal of fuckup that permeates everything from nano to mega.
Everything I see is fucked up coworker It's the damn fuck up fractal again!
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Shut the fuck up

It's better than saying "Shut Up".When you are Really annoyed and Mad Sometimes It leads too a fight...
Venassa:Sup
Chris:Hi
Venessa:Want to make annoying sounds?
Ronald:No
Chris:Ok
Venessa:OUNOUNOUNOUBABA
Ronald:Stop
Chris:CHACHACHACHACHACHACHA
Ronald:Seriously that's too annoying STOP!!
Venessa:NINANINANINANINA
Ronald:Shut up!!!
Chris:FOULAFOULAFOUALA
Ronald:Shut the Hell Up!!!
Venessa:KIKAKIKAKIKAKIKAKIKA
Ronald:You guys gave me no choice...Shut the Fuck Up!!!!
Chris:Mind your own Fucking Buisseness
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He who fucks up, Cannot get back up

It is a quote used to show how if you have a downfall, you wont be able to rise back up again considering the bad things you have done
Person 1 : Come the fuck on man, cant we just move on??
Person 2 : Nah you cant get back from it now.
Person 3 : As it has been said “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.” -Lembino
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Pay the fuck up drew

When you have to convince a male usually named drew that he owes for a typo
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Uncutely Fucked Up

To be intoxicated to an extent that does not allow one to be cute.
We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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