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National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.
Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day 

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

fuck a moot day 

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter
Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

National Fuck a Drummer Day 

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday 

An expression used to express a mistake being made
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"