When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5
Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.
Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.
by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 13, 2010
A character on the UPN series "Star Trek: Enterprise". Charles 'Trip' Tucker was the chief engineer on the Starfleet vessel Enterprise NX-01, and was also (for a brief period of time) the chief engineer on the second-generation NX-02 starship, Columbia. Has been good friends with Captain Jonathan Archer for over 20 years. Enjoys working with machines, playing the harmonica, and old horror movies. Lost his sister, Elizabeth Tucker, when Earth was attacked by an alien probe that decimated the state of Florida. Trip was also involved in a relationship for the Vulcan T'Pol for four years. Trip Tucker died when he sacrificed himself to save the life of his captain by blowing up himself and a group of hostile aliens.
(writing a letter to a female crewmen's parents about her death) "Computer, begin recording. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, by the time you get this, Starfleet will have already told you about Jane. Since I worked so closely with her, I wanted to add my personal condolences. I have to admit, I've been putting off writing this for a while. I convinced myself that my duties on Enterprise took precedence. But the truth is I didn't want to face the fact that someone so young with so much promise could just be gone. But I'm facing it now. And I find myself thinking how important she was to me. She was a great engineer. And she was my friend. She won't be forgotten."
by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005
by currymucher69 January 21, 2023
A phone that fits the following criteria:
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
Lacks a user interface
No camera
No video playback/record
Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.
David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."
Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."
I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
The Charles Brisbane theory follows that of the odd functions in that the sum of two odd functions are odd. His theory denotes that having two odd parents infers that you are inevitably odd.
by WordsMan007 June 15, 2021
by grantgrant grant December 04, 2018
CHEATING £1 million winner of Who want to be a millionaire in 2001. After a person in the audience coughed at every option mentioned when it was correct!
During a game.... harry played a barely noticeable foul and tried to continue . Dave noticed the foul and was unsure. Harry's brother Jase defended his brother in this and kept conferring throughout the game. The match went forward. Later harry when questioned on CHEATING denied doing so Dave replied in true sarcasm: "I'm not saying your a Cheat but the name Major Charles Ingram comes to mind." To which the crowd roared with laughter.
by Juan Sheet 82 September 14, 2017