Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russellmug. The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined
Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*
by UrDaddyLesbian March 11, 2018
Get the Ur Papa Takes Cockamug. a special person who loves to be lazy and loves playing golf. A papa usually keeps a relationship for a long time. A papa has a special meaning to his family, and creates memories that will last a life time
PAPA IS THE BEST.
by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021
Get the PAPAmug. by Showtanker 69 March 30, 2022
Get the PAPA Dmug. by Babapapa November 14, 2025
Get the Baba papamug. When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.
by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021
Get the Papa Johnsingmug. Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016
Get the Old Papa Johnmug.