side pipe

When one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man's side. The man then shouts"Side Pipe". This activity typicaly takes place on Saturdays to celebrate "Side Pipe Saturday" .

Background: These types of games evolved from "Man Love Monday" where heterosexual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of North Central West Virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.

While Standing in the lunch line Rich snuck up on Mike and side piped him.

by Floyd Waterdriver August 20, 2011

pipe and drape

You're getting a BJ from a chick and just as you're about to cum, you pullout, jam your erect penis (the pipe) in her left nostril, and flip your nutsack (drape) over your dick.

I gave Emily the old pipe and drape last night and my nuts hurt.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

Half Pipe

when you dont have a full on hard on, but you got a semi hard on.

i cant stand up right now cos i got a half pipe.

by halfpipeasaurus March 18, 2011

Lay the pipe

The process in which a Male claps the checks of a woman most often.

Dude lay the pipe to tiquirus tonight.

by The_pipe_master August 26, 2019

Wesley Pipes

hitting a lacrosse ball on the pipes of the goal and missing.

Bro 1: Yo bro, say hey to Wesley Pipes for me!

by BigMacho25 March 30, 2010

Exhaust Pipe

When a girl is giving a guy a rim job and he shits in her mouth.

My girlfriend was giving me and a rim job and I had to go shit and didnt want her to stop so I decided to give her an Exhaust Pipe.

by rysilver September 26, 2009

pipe stretcher

A very thicke shit. One that, when flushed, will stretch the pipes to their threshold of breaking. This often leaves the creator of the pipe stretcher feeling like he or she has just given birth.

I gotta go home and force out a mean pipe stretcher.

by Jables January 15, 2004