Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.

Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.

by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

Noodle Juice

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.

Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.

by nuttery November 21, 2017

Pussy Noodling

The act of a woman getting fisted and then using her vagina muscles to tighten her grip on the inserted forearm. Similar to the way a fisherman goes noodling for catfish.

I took my girl noodling for catfish, but when we didn't catch anything I suggested pussy noodling. Man, can she clamp down on my forearm.

by JamesBondage October 29, 2010

pooper noodle

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006

Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011

Whippin the noodle

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

by kirtap May 19, 2005

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007