Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
by Stevie Y July 19, 2005
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Pussy Noodling

The act of a woman getting fisted and then using her vagina muscles to tighten her grip on the inserted forearm. Similar to the way a fisherman goes noodling for catfish.
I took my girl noodling for catfish, but when we didn't catch anything I suggested pussy noodling. Man, can she clamp down on my forearm.
by JamesBondage October 29, 2010
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Noodle Juice

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.
Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.
by nuttery November 21, 2017
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dutch noodle

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.
I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.
by cuvay April 24, 2015
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noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."
by Tedrick Consuelos November 08, 2007
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silly noodle

Referring to an oblivious person
A dumbass
No I didn't kill your uncle you silly noodle.
by dr. nitram April 13, 2016
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Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth
I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.
by Dtowndawg January 24, 2016
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