Manas de cat in a tree 

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

Manas de cat in a tree by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

You practice your mannerisims into a wall 

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

You practice your mannerisims into a wall by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner 

The Christmas film. God bless.

Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner by Dedede Man December 24, 2020

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder. by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

Manass a trois 

A sexual liason between 3 gay men

Omg, is that Darren, Chuck and Nat in that manass a trois?

Manass a trois by Buckeye1978 October 11, 2009

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery 

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021