Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees

I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.

by Zynonn January 9, 2022

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

White drive by

The white version of a drive by, when your doing a drive by and the white guy hops out and shoots people instead of staying in car.

Michael: Ay yo I'm trying to do a drive by on hartlem, you and Cody up for it

Jordan: What the fuck you wanna do a white drive by
Michael: Yea sure why not
Cody dies because he got out the car during the drive by

by Mehemickael February 18, 2021

Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019

Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

by VonZee July 14, 2023

Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023