When asian whore fucks your limp dick. She opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.
Man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prostitute forced her Chinese Cheeks on my cock.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.
by nun that October 25, 2009
After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.
by XXyeah_it's_meXX July 04, 2011
Sex position most used by the Half Mile High club. The girl rides down the mountain on her skis while the guy stands on the backs boning her. When climax is reached, participants fall into the snow to cool off after the steamy encounter.
My winkie got cold when I gave Ronda the old Chinese downhill at the mountain this weekend but it was so worth it.
by 1/2mi. Hye April 03, 2011
Person 1 "I speaka chinese"
by teh lul master mr babe July 14, 2011
A Chinese girls' boobs so small you have to squint like a Chinese person just to be able to see them.
Dammn! Her Chinese boobs are so small i think i might become Chinese because i was able to see them.
by Mr. Handy Mandy October 23, 2014
by matt espo December 13, 2007
Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"
Brad:"No it's dark white retard"
Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"
Brad:"No it's dark white retard"
Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"
by Brad5o5 January 29, 2009