A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
Get the kung fu nicmug. Once thought as a new way of saying nor/mal, a person who uses these neopronouns is a nonbinary furry with a shit kink.
Person One: Nor/Mal is apparently for gay men with piss kinks now, so lets use st/fu
Person Two: Aww, so you have a shit kink too? Wow!
Person One: Wait, n0-
Person Two: Aww, so you have a shit kink too? Wow!
Person One: Wait, n0-
by agendernuclearcockroach June 10, 2021
Get the St/fumug. by Symsym.com November 19, 2019
Get the Basically Fu**edmug. A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
Get the Tree Fu Tommug. Amazing fat cat. She owns all the colours that a cat can have and she is fatherless. She also has mommy issues.
by crazycatladylovesfu January 18, 2023
Get the Fumug. by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018
Get the Fus Ro Goombamug.