Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.
1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers
by westsidehustlers April 02, 2020
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panic fest

a Panic! at the Disco concert

Other meanings:
Several depressed teens having panic attacks in the same room
A panic attack at a P!ATD concert.
"We're going to Panic! Fest this weekend, you coming?"

The room was a complete and utter panic fest.

I had lost my friends; It was a Panic fest.
by sangwoos ur ankles cutely November 11, 2020
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panic! fest

A Panic at the Disco concert. May also be a room full of depressed teens having panic attacks or a lost little hoe walking around a Disco while panicking.
We're going to Panic! fest this friday, coming with us?
by sangwoos ur ankles cutely November 11, 2020
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Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 06, 2020
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Titty Fest

A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.
Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.
by Juan Juevos December 01, 2022
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everyman fest

everyman fest is THE FESTIVAL of 2025
by shhhdfhfddh April 27, 2024
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One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word
- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.
by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024
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