A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
by Gerald Woods December 6, 2011
Get the PBR Bowlmug. pls.. THIS DUMBASS HAS THE NAME BOWL.. IMAGINEE ANYWAY THIS SEXY ASS MF IS SO LIT😩😩😩 and we do be bonding over that fortnite guy... one thing i love about boke is we both believe in plum supremacy... if you don’t believe in plum supremacy gtfo you ugly fuck
Boke and Bowl: ayo
Me asf: SHEESH THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE THE BATTLE PASS
bole: THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE A BIG POT SHIELD POTION
Me asf: SHEESH THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE THE BATTLE PASS
bole: THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE A BIG POT SHIELD POTION
by plum worshiper March 15, 2021
Get the Boke and Bowlmug. Disgusting shit video that includes vomit. (Emetophobia warning)
So you can see a young lady that is a blonde and fancy dressed and she is sitting at a dinner table about to tuck in some soup :)
You really think it’s that bro?
ITS HER PUKE and also you can see the woman puking into a bowl several times and eating her puke.
So you can see a young lady that is a blonde and fancy dressed and she is sitting at a dinner table about to tuck in some soup :)
You really think it’s that bro?
ITS HER PUKE and also you can see the woman puking into a bowl several times and eating her puke.
Homie 1: Who is going to pay for my therapy after we all watched that video called “Bowl Girl”
Homie 2: Bet, I am paying for that.
Homie 3: pay for mine also
Homie 2: Bet, also I am paying for my own too.
Homie 4: Wait let’s get bleach instead, way cheaper option :)
Homie 1: Life saving :)
Homie 2: Bet, I am paying for that.
Homie 3: pay for mine also
Homie 2: Bet, also I am paying for my own too.
Homie 4: Wait let’s get bleach instead, way cheaper option :)
Homie 1: Life saving :)
by Homies3washere October 12, 2023
Get the Bowl girlmug. Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.
"Dude you look pissed."
"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."
"that sucks dude."
"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."
"that sucks dude."
"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
by M Jamo July 30, 2009
Get the Bowl-Strollmug. by Myemuisbig June 17, 2019
Get the Hungarian Bowlingmug. WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT THE PROJECTORS GO DOWN AND THE LAZERS TURN ON AND YOU BOWL WITH YOUR NIGGAS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WITH MUSIC VIDEOS ON DEM PROJECTORS AND BLACK LIGHTS WITH AS MANY GAMES AS YOU WANT $11 WHATS GOOD NIGGAS? LETS GO
by FIG NEWTON December 21, 2013
Get the cyber bowlmug. A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"
commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!
may cause fight, or loss of friends...
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"
commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!
may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 23, 2011
Get the Junk Bowlingmug.