Sock Worms

Little fuzzy pieces of sock or lint from socks that get stuck between your toes after a long day of sock wearing.

Ashley had blue sock worms between her toes because she wore blue socks today.

I just picked a bunch of sock worms out from between my toes.

by KatieCam February 16, 2014

strasburg sock

when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it

Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.

This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.

by libruns February 22, 2010

Sock nation

A group/organisation of members of whom are not circumcised

Are you going to the “sock nation” meeting tonight

by BIG SHREK June 5, 2018

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

Trouser Socks

A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.

That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks

by Fierce McNally December 9, 2011

Gay socks

If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay

Did you know Harley he has gay socks

by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019

The Gay Sock

The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".

"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".

by theluckiestboyintheworld December 28, 2011