Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

Titi monkey

Men with the initials A.B or T.B

Titi Monkey Tony Bailey

by Super Operator February 20, 2024

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

Monkey

Black people

Learn to take a joke ya damn monkeys

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.

Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.

by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019