break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

the big island which is off the side of europe

england, the home of the roadman

dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot

by the pharmicist May 6, 2020

Hippity Hoppity Get off my property

The best way to discribe your hatred to anyone invading your life.

Or just ya know... Easter

Jane: steps too close
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

Jane: goes to take my donuts
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by BigBoyScum.jpg September 16, 2018

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

by SHLAMY August 24, 2019

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool

To take a dump.

my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.

by One eyed midget March 10, 2011