Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

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by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.

You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on

by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025

Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.

The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.

by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025

Monkey Philosophy

It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.

In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.

What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.

by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025

Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.

Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.

by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.

"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025