Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

Wet bag of chips

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.

Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....

by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025

Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019

a tesco bag

a great ol tesco bag that is brilliant for using but not to be thrown away

i love a tesco bag

by l0vinq September 19, 2021

D-Bag

Short for dooche bag, used when adults of authority are close by.

You spilt orange soda on my dress you d-bag!
That d-bag Tim broke my guitar

by Brian2343 March 13, 2009

munro bagging

The act of climbing all the 3000 ft or higher mountains in Scotland.

A Scottish mountain over 3000 ft is called a "munro". You "bag" each one by climbing it.

Nope, I'll be out in the Highlands munro bagging this weekend with all my gear so you can't borrow my tent.

by beamdscotty August 9, 2018