Holy Monkeh Nuts
Holy Monkeh Nuts by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004
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Nuthag
A tiny witch that lives inside the scrotum and bewitches the testicles to burn and cause constant boners and horniness. The nuthag is contagious only through gay sex and sex with fat girls. A nuthag can also be that girl who hangs around with all of her boyfriend's friends instead of her own or a piece of shit asshole.
I think I caught a nuthag from that fat chick. I have had a huge boner for a week and my balls are on fire like a sun-burnt elephant cock....That bitch.
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Fruity Nuts
Fruity Nuts: A person who is such a fag that he outshines even the most gay of the gay in attitude and actions. Fruity nutz likes the cock so bad that his burn-a-bility is a factor so large it could eclipse the sun and threaten us all with a doomed existence consisting of a torture beyond words. The closest thing to a woman, yet still remaining 99% man, that Fruity-Nuts would actualy go for is Beaver.
C: "Fagmo!"
L: "Damnit, Fruity Nuts, go suck a cock."
D: "QUEER!"
G: "Fruity Nuts is probably off jerking himself to Gamash."
L: "Damnit, Fruity Nuts, go suck a cock."
D: "QUEER!"
G: "Fruity Nuts is probably off jerking himself to Gamash."
Fruity Nuts by Spoon Ninja August 23, 2005
Chowder Nuts
The action of dipping one's nuts into any type of chowder (corn chowder, seafood chowder, etc..) and then getting a companion to lick the chowder off.
Dude, I got the greatest chowder nuts last night by Johnny's mom - there's barely any more chowder on my balls!
Chowder Nuts by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008
Fucker nuts
Fucker nuts by fuckernuts85 November 5, 2008
Nutty Bar
Nutty Bar by Frank Beemer January 6, 2008