Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.

During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”

by AK32125 February 27, 2026

Juicing my Monkey

When you skip your weekly cohort by telling your boss you are doing this.

Boss: Hey guys, we have our weekly 5pm cohort on Monday.

Kel: Sorry boss, I’ll be juicing my monkey at that time.

by MonkeyJuicer67 March 4, 2026

Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey

Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey

by Fart apple March 27, 2026

Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Big black monkey

Jamal

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass

by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025