Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
by Albedo February 04, 2021
mugGet the Time gnomesmug.

Biden his time

What good ol' Joseph Robinette Jr. has been doing for da past decades, knowing dat he'd likely be Prez someday.
Maybe one can't criticize da famed Joey Robbie for "Biden his time" with high hopes for his political career --- I mean, heck --- just recently he was already second-in-command to Obama bin Laden, so it was hardly a stretch for him to think dat he might make top dog in a few years if he played his cards right.
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
mugGet the Biden his timemug.