Tag Nut

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024

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nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

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Nut

A nut is a fruit consisting of a hard or tough nutshell protecting a kernel which is usually edible. In general usage and in a culinary sense, a wide variety of dry seeds are called nuts, but in a botanical context "nut" implies that the shell does not open to release the seed (indehiscent).

Most seeds come from fruits that naturally free themselves from the shell, but this is not the case in nuts such as hazelnuts, chestnuts, and acorns, which have hard shell walls and originate from a compound ovary. The general and original usage of the term is less restrictive, and many nuts (in the culinary sense), such as almonds, pistachios, and Brazil nuts,1 are not nuts in a botanical sense. Common usage of the term often refers to any hard-walled, edible kernel as a nut.2 Nuts are an energy-dense and nutrient-rich food source.3

person one: i got some nuts like pecan nuts do you want some
Person 2: yep

by sklorgle defentitons May 26, 2024

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